Passions Character Great Lines
(Listed in alphabetical order)
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Jessica Bennett
1. Jessica to Kay: "Kay, if Charity was cold you would turn on the air conditioning."
(Jessica assures Miguel that Charity will remember him.)
2. Jessica to Miguel: "You can't give up on Charity, Miguel. Would Leonardo give up on Kate? Would Ross give up on Rachel? Would Bo give up on Hope?"
Kay Bennett
1. Kay tells Simone about Charity: "She is like the terminator. She keeps coming at you."
2. Kay to Reese: "Reese either stop twitching, or get an eye patch!"
3. Kay: "Sooner or later he's going to find out that there's someone better for him than the poster child for "Girl Interrupted."
4. Kay: "Charity is not psychic. She's a psycho."
Sam Bennett
Alistair Crane
1. Alistair: "Oh God...how did I end up with a drunken idiot for a son?"
Ethan Crane
1. Ethan to Sheridan: "I've read a lot of things about relationships. People have to have a lot in common, you have a lot and Luis is common!"
2. Ethan to Theresa: "I don't understand, Theresa. Why is your signature next to Julian's on these annulment papers?"
Ivy Crane
1. Ivy to Eve: "We've both got guns pointed to our heads! Who's going to pull the trigger first?"
2. Ivy to Eve: "Is that the best comeback you could come up with?"
(Ivy explaining to Pilar that she doesn't want to break up Sam & Grace's marriage, she just wants to have an affair with Sam.)
3. Ivy to Pilar: "As I have said many times Sam can keep his casserole queen."
4. Ivy to Julian: "My god, I've run out of adjectives to call you."
5. Ivy to Rebecca: "Get the hell out of my bed Rebecca! If you want to sleep with my husdand, fine. BOINK YOUR BRAINS OUT! But have the decency to do it in Julian's room. Ugh, now I'm going to have to have these sheets burned."
6. Ivy to Rebecca: "I will rip every piece of poorly colored
hair out of your head, strand by strand."
7. Ivy to Julian: "If you don't come with me right now, little Julian will never rise and shine again!"
8. Ivy to Rebecca: "How dare that brazen hussy think she can kick me out of my own home?!"
9. Ivy to Rebecca: "How's this for a color scheme, Rebecca? You, BLACK AND BLUE ALL OVER!"
10. Ivy to Hank: "You know, Hank. Maybe you're not quite up to speed, having just come back to Harmony, so let me fill you in. Grace thinks Sam loves me, and I think she's right---she even wants Sam to spend time with me to resolve his feelings, only i think when he spends time with me, he will rediscover them instead, ok?"
11. Ivy to Julian: "Do us all a favor Julian and kill yourself!!!"
12. Ivy to Rebecca (after she redecorated the mansion): "Who performed the exorcism? Liberace?"
Julian Crane
1. Julian to Ivy: "In a room full of naked women I'd know your body blindfolded."
2. Julian: "The Cranes have to wait for a table? This world is going to hell in a hand basket."
3. Julian to Ivy: "There is no bird! The only thing fowl around here is you."
(Julian, talking about Sam going back to pick up Grace after he took the
boat out for their trip, thinking Grace was already on it when it was
really Ivy)
4. Julian: "If I was married to Grace, I'd have left her on the dock!"
5. Julian to Ivy: "Oh Boo Hoo! Poor little rich girl. Poor little SLUT! Got knocked up by a townie, and pretended the son was a Crane!"
6. Julian to Rebecca: "They should have had the sense to get out before the house of shoddy workmanship caught up with them...then again, perhaps the inferno was caused by one of Grace's Tomato Soup Cakes exploding in the oven."
7. Julian to Sam: "How very New Millennium... My wife's ex-lover calls my house to ask my wife out on a date."
8. Julian to TC: "You rushed in here and attacked me like a crazed pitbull, you freaking madman!"
Sheridan Crane
1. Sheridan to Julian: "Luis would never get involved with my family, and I don't blame him. You're a pompous ass!"
2. Sheridan to Julian: "Go to hell Julian!"
Chad Harris
1. Chad to Whitney: "You're like a neon billboard in the middle of Times Square just flashing, kiss me,
kiss me, kiss me."
Gwen Hotchkiss
1. Gwen to Theresa: "No, I feel sorry for your mother Theresa. I feel sorry for the fact that she has a daughter that is such a bitch!"
(Gwen talking about Theresa.)
2. Gwen: "What do you expect from an uneducated lowlife?"
3. Gwen to Theresa: "It's hard to get salsa stains out of delicate white fabric...maybe burlap is a better look for you Theresa."
Rebecca Hotchkiss
1. Rebecca to Ivy: "You know, your head would look lovely stuffed and mounted in the game room."
2. Rebecca to Ivy: "Oh, he's a lot stronger now that he's been exercising regularly. You see, he can't wait to trade you on a woman with love in her eyes, and fire in her loins, and honey, it ain't you!"
3. Rebecca to Her Decorators: "I look like Carrie after the prom!"
(Rebecca is explaining to Gwen about being Julian's wife and her with Ethan.)
4. Rebecca: "Just think we will be the next Mrs. Cranes! The 2 most powerful women in the entire world."
(Rebecca to Gwen about Theresa.)
5. Rebecca: "Men are powerless to resist the sirens of a sultry seductress like Theresa."
Tabitha Lenox
(Tabitha describing Timmy as her Sidekick to a nurse on the Psychiatric ward)
1. Tabitha: "...The Lone Ranger has Tonto, Mary has Rhoda, Nanny has the Professor..."
(Juliet Mills played the role of Nanny on the Nanny and Professor show.)
(Timmy berates witch Tabitha for passing off store-bought cookies as homemade.)
2. Tabitha (jokingly): "That's because the only thing I know how to make is devil's food cake."
(Timmy and Tabitha are discussing the object of her affection, Darth Vader.)
3. Tabitha: "Oh, what I wouldn't do to run into him in a dark vortes."
4. Tabitha: "Welcome to the dark side's version of "Let's Make A Deal".
5. Tabitha: "Sometimes I think your brain is made of stuffing...oh that's right, it is!"
Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald
1. Luis: "I know you're involved in this Julian, and I'm gonna nail you, you bastard!"
2. Luis to Sam: "I tell you Sam if Sheridan wasn't a Crane I would run after her, grab her, and never let go."
3. Luis to Sheridan: "Yeah, well, I guess I had a hard time hearing it because all the times you crashed into my car."
Miguel Lopez-Fitzgerald
Pilar Lopez-Fitzgerald
1. Pilar to Ivy: "Sam would go out of his way to save a parakeet from a tree."
Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald
1. Theresa: "I've lost the only man worth dieting for."
2. Theresa to Gwen: "Isn't that right Gwen? You're just a pathetic, vindictive, bitch!"
3. Theresa: "Don't be a poop, Whitney!"
Matilda Matthews
(Matilda to Tabitha after Tabitha was telling her about bringing Charity to the dark side)
1. Matilda to Tabitha: "Who do you think I am, Obi Wan Kenobi? Why are you always talking about the dark side?"
Whitney Russell
1. Whitney to Chad: "You're so full of yourself, your practically choking."
T.C. Russell
1. TC to Sam: "Here comes poison Ivy."
Simone Russell
(Simone to Kay after Kay tells her she should sneak out of the house.)
1.Simone: "Are you Livin' Lavida Loca, Kay?"
Charity Standish
Timmy
1. Timmy: "Tabitha's being as fussy as Martha Stewart, and that's not a good thing!"
2. Timmy: "Timmy needs a Mar-Timmy"
(Josh Ryan Evans (Timmy)'s acceptance speech after just winning the SOD Award for Outstanding Scene Stealer)
3. Josh Ryan Evans: "Uh, I just want to say.. (audience continues applauding).... I want to thank the people who have gotten me here, the three best women of my life; my mother, my grandmother and my witch!"
4. Timmy: "What do you expect from someone who's moral fiber is made from cotton?"
5. Orderly: "Everybody knows that witchcraft doesn't exist."
Timmy: "Yeah, right...and Timmy's just a doll!"
6. Timmy: "Come with Timmy, babe."
7. Timmy: "Tabitha, a boy magnet, NO WAY!"
(Tabitha just told Timmy that she would think about giving fluffy away)
8. Timmy to Tabitha: "Tabitha just made Timmy the happiest doll alive!"
(Tabitha recalls being burned at the stake during the witch trial era.)
9. Puritan Timmy: "I'm sorry, Tabitha. I did all I could to help thee. But when thou levitated the jury out of the jury box, it didn't help thy's case."
10. Timmy: "Timmy's missing 'must see TV.' He wants to go home."
(After seeing Timmy move, Kay gives him a makeover)
(looking in the mirror)
11. Timmy: "Oh, no, look what Kay did to Timmy! She doesn't know the first thing about makeup. No wonder she can't get Miguel."
12. Timmy: "Timmy doesn't know what's worse- seeing you almost get boiled alive, or climbing up the trellis and seeing Julian and that lady do bad things to eachother."
13. Timmy: "Timmy hopes cheese is the next Blue Light Special."
14. Timmy: "That's only two stories high! Timmy's fallen from that far, many times, and he didn't die."
(After Norma locks Timmy and Tabitha in a boat and sets it on fire.)
15. Timmy: "Don't hurt Timmy, he's highly flammable!"
16. Timmy: "Eve Russell, Julian Crane. Nasty, nasty!"
(Timmy, when Angel Girl appears in front of him and Tabitha.)
17. Timmy: "She's ba - ack!"
Reese Durkee
1.Reese to Kay: "Aww, that's my sweet pumpkin face."
2.Reese to Tabitha: "No! You just wait a damn minute! You made everyone think I was crazy when I told them I saw you with a mermaid tail!"
3.Reese to Jessica: "Ok. Maybe I do need new glasses- or that medication my parents have been wanting me to take."
Hecuba
1.Hecuba: "I'm getting bored with the Bennett Bunch. I wonder what else is on the Mirror Channel...ooh...Fang! oh- unsuspecting victim. Go you bloodsuckers! Go! Oh! Oh, damn that Buffy! I don't know what Spike sees in that girl!"
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